Brooke Hogan Says her Breasts Are Real
Tags: boobs, Brooke Hogan, hulk hogan, linda hogan, ugly
The Sun reports,
The reality star was asked the all-important question by shock-jock HOWARD STERN on his radio show.
She responded by saying “they’re real” before revealing her she got the “D-cup boobs gene” from her auntie.
What she’s not mentioning is that she literally got her boobs from her auntie. I refuse to believe that Brooke Hogan was created by natural human procreation. Ol’ Mom and Dad had her made in the basement out of spare parts, I’m thinking. Mom Linda didn’t really need to have a penis too since Hulk already had one (this was before the ‘roids shrunk it down to a Lil’ Smokie–hindsight is 20/20, they say) so they amputated that and it got bolted on Brooke, along with some extra muscle from some expired beef jerky they found in the pantry. The problem with that is that Dad has to rub lotion on her to keep the jerky somewhat supple and flexible. That’s the totally innocent and non-sexual reason for those pictures of him lubing up her ass. Don’t judge until you know the whole story.
The Hoganstein monster: It’s alive!
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
I think she jumped the gun. Stern might have been asking about her penis.
Sep 24th, 2008
bionic bunny
yeah, but did she let howard feel them for himself?
Sep 24th, 2008
nope
She’s a liar. There are pictures out there of the before and after…
Sep 24th, 2008
Roger
her boobs are fake, saw her poolside in Vegas, at the MOST a couple of months before her boobs magically “grew.” Those boobs are not real, she was wearing a little tiny bikini over her manly big fat large big thighed body, and my buddies and i, well our first thought was how flat chested she was for being such a big girl everywhere else. this was back sometime in 07, she would have been 19 or so, and within a couple of months her tits were huge and obviously fake. How many full grown healthy 19 year old women go from a barely B cup to a massive D cup literally overnight without the help of silicone or saline?
Ya, none.
Sep 27th, 2008
Trevor Lenoci
Sexy video with Brooke Hogan online and free
http://brooke-hogan-video.blogspot.com/?id=67967747&s=y
full video
Oct 9th, 2009
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