Clay Aiken Finally Comes Out
Tags: Clay Aiken, Gay, People Magazine
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN! (that’s my trumpet, by the way). I’m SHOCKED to report, shocked I tell you, that Clay Aiken has finally come out of his pink satin-lined closet. He will be on the cover of this week’s People magazine with the headline, “Yes, I’m Gay”. The cover also has the quote, “I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things”. Yawn. Why did they even bother? Everyone and their retarded blind aunt already knew that. They could have at least come up with a more interesting title, one that hasn’t been done before. Here’s a few:
1. The Keebler Elf Really DOES love Fudge!
2. “Measure of a Man”–it’s not the size that matters
3. I Love It a “Thousand Different Ways”
4. I’m Here and I’m – Well, You Know!
5. He’s a Hard Act to Swallow
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Suzie
Good on ya Clay, takes guts.. fuck the world & get it on boyo !
Sep 24th, 2008
Jon
The Keebler elf isn’t the only one who loves fudge – so does Clay Aiken – get it? Ba Duum Poom.
Sep 24th, 2008
bionic bunny
and i’ll thank you to leave my aunt out of this!!
Sep 24th, 2008
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