Quickies: Talking Tina

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Meg Ryan says it was Dennis Quaid’s cheating that broke their marriage up. Pot, meet kettle. (Holy Moly!)

Looks like it was arts & crafts day at adult day care. (Bastardly)

Kim Kardashian’s size 2 ass stops for gas. (Ninjadude)

Nick Hogan’s being released from jail early. I hope some of John Graziano’s marine buddies are waiting for him. (BestWeekEver)

Happy Humpday! Here’s a montage of Red Carpet nip slips! (CityRag)

If you put lipstick on a turd, it’s still a steaming pile of shit. (Mollygood)

The Cruise / Holmes household just got a lot creepier. I’m waiting for those dolls to become possessed by the spirit of Xenu. (Popbytes)

Senior citizen S&M is an untapped market. Retirement home directors, take note! (WIMB)

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  1. bionic bunny

    “I hope John Graziano’s marine buddies are waiting for him.”
    priceless. kind of like steve martin in “dirty rotten scoundrels” only not funny, and no glue solvent. oh, and testicles. and tire irons. and maybe his old gear shift handle in a strategic place.

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