Michael Jackson Hoping for another “Thriller”
Tags: michael jackson, thriller
Female First is reporting that Michael Jackson is hoping that his newest album is will reinstate him as the King of Pop.
Michael Jackson is determined to make his new album better than ‘Thriller’.
The 50-year-old singer is so desperate to ensure his comeback is a success, he has reportedly told songwriters he won’t release the LP unless it is up to the same standard as his 1982 smash-hit album.
Rapper Ne-Yo, who is working on the record, said: “Michael’s new album has to be amazing. This album needs to be better than ‘Thriller’. He wants killer melodies. I’ve already submitted some songs but we have no idea when it’s coming out. He keeps putting it off.”
I get it. You’ve been in a permanent nosedive for years, your albums suck, everyone thinks you’re a pedophile, your nose keeps falling off, Neverland is nevermore, so what’s a skinny white, non-biodegradable boy to do? You go back to what rocketed your career in the first place. There’s one teensy problem though. HE CAN’T SING ANYMORE. He’s been so used to using his creepy little baby voice, you know his vocal cords have atrophied like Stephen Hawking’s penis.
Cool thing is, nowadays Michael already looks like the undead, so at least that part’s taken care of!
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bionic bunny
great. now i’m gonna be stuck with that picture ^ in my head.
i wouldn’t worry too much about him making a comeback. a tap dancing zombie is no thriller!
Sep 25th, 2008
Iloveyoumichaeljackson!
Fuck off everyone who doesn’t like Michael! Leave Michael alone Bionic Bunny and whoever wrote that shit about him under the article! Michael CAN DEFINITLY SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has the greatest voice ever! And he knows it! The reason why you see him as white is because he’s got a disease called vilitigo so it’s not his fault! He is still black! And he’s proud of his own race! Michael is the greatest dancer in the history and will always remain being the greatest dancer and singer etc.!!! You know shit about him! You have no fucking idea of what he went through as a child! He never got to have a childhood! Fucking pricks! Michael Jackson is the most beautiful man in the world so just leave him alone u fucking shitballs! Michael Jackson deserves more respect than any of u fucking boneheads! Just wait and see when Michael makes a comeback that’s gonna blow all of you shitholes out of your own damn asses! Fucking bitches!
Dec 12th, 2008
Iloveyoumichaeljackson!
Oh and to Michael: I’m so sorry about the language. I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!! PLEASE COME TO DENMARK
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 12th, 2008
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