Sep 25, 2008
Quickies: To Infinity and Beyond
Tags: Quickies
Britney Spears wigs out again! This might actually be an improvement on her cheap-ass extensions. (Mollygood)
Jennifer Ellison sounds like a likely candidate for the Xenu-juice. (Holy Moly!)
Dita von Teese looks Dita von Delicious! (Bastardly)
Natalie Portman finally gets rid of her scruffy-looking nerfherder. (Ninjadude)
Christina Aguilera-Space Clown of the 24th and Half Century! (MTV Buzzworthy)
Lindsay Lohan’s relapsing into her old way of life. Next stop, penis! (Anything Hollywood)
All the people you don’t know and don’t care about were on Fox Reality Channel’s Reality Awards last night. (WIMB)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
is jennifer related to harland ellison (arland hellison)? then somehow it would all make some kind of bizarre sense (and if he’s still alive, you know he’s googling himself, and will show up here later today. self-centered asshat).
Sep 26th, 2008
sonya
“Googling himself”
That sounds awesomely dirty.
Sep 26th, 2008
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