Pam Anderson wants to pose nude again

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Pamela Anderson Cleavage

Pam Anderson clings desperately to her rapidly waning beauty like a turd on a dog’s hindquarters–they’re both yesterday’s tidbits and they’re both full of germs. Now Magazine reports,

Pammy says she’s planning to strip off for Playboy – for the 14th time!

‘I don’t like the number 13,’ she says. ‘I’ve got one more left in me.’

So how does the mother of two keep her enviable figure?

‘I don’t have an exercise routine,’ she says. ‘I run after my kids and I’m outside all the time on the beach. I’m just very active.’

I bet the symptoms from her Hepatitis B help with keeping her thin too, since the symptoms include nausea, lack of appetite, and diarhhea. Will Playboy have a companion article about that, too?

At Vivienne Westwood show in London:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    hef’s got to have better taste than that… doesn’t he? please, God?

    of course, with today’s airbrushing skills, she really doesn’t even have to show up for the photo shoot.

  2. major

    exercise routine? so the coke workout doesn’t count?

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    GOD BLESS THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS

  3. Rambo

    but she looks old now…
    http://pamelaaanderson.blogspot.com/

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