Amy Winehouse Attacks
Tags: Amy Winehouse, arrest, attack, punch
Amy Winehouse is staring down another arrest after punching a dancer at the $1400-a-ticket End Of Summer Ball in London last week. Police fear that she may, in fact, be rabid at this point, and the only way to make it stop is to let her have it Old Yeller-style. The Sun reports
Sherene Flash, 30, said junkie Amy punched her in the eye after she asked to take the star’s picture. Amy then ran off, crying out: “Life can’t go on. I can’t do this any more.”
A pal said: “Sherene asked Amy if she could take a photo. Amy was OK at first, but when Sherene asked if a friend could get in the shot, Amy lashed out.”
A source said: “[Amy] was getting distressed. There was a lot of grabbing and flashbulbs were going off. She was startled.”
Amy is also alleged to have struck the official photographer for Thursday night’s event.
Remember those “this is your brain on drugs” commercials they used to run back in the nineties? The ones with the egg frying in the cast-iron skillet? I imagine Amy’s brain is kinda like that. Only add a couple of shots of the egg being worked over a cheese grater and pounded with a croquet mallet and fed to angry bear by a midget in top hat on a unicycle. Any questions?
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
Some differences…
1. I cried when Old Yeller was shot.
2. as a Labrador Retriever, Old Yeller was naturally yellow.
3. Other than being rabid, Old Yeller was a beautiful animal.
Sep 29th, 2008
abby
Old Yeller had a WAY better grill than that leprous witch.
Sep 29th, 2008
bionic bunny
i think putting her down would be a mercy at this point.
and now i want fried eggs. thanks a lot, abby!
Sep 29th, 2008
Katie
die already
Sep 29th, 2008
Auntie Biotic
Wow, it’s the Crystal Meth Look!!! Awesome, with crotch itch!
Sep 29th, 2008
AM'Z
I am ashamed to share the same first name. I with you KATIE die amy Winehouse!!
Oct 2nd, 2008
Crystal
Drugs have destroyed her looks.
Oct 3rd, 2008
AM'Z
It a shame because she is a really good singa
Oct 3rd, 2008
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