Heather Locklear Arrested for DWI
Tags: arrested, dwi, heather locklear, rehab
Now that the sad stuff’s out of the way, on to the other big news of the weekend — actress Heather Locklear was busted for driving while impaired in Santa Barbara on Saturday. You might remember that Heather checked herself into rehab for “anxiety and depression” (re: pill-popping) back in June. TMZ says
A resident reported Heather “driving erratically” as she was pulling out of a parking lot in Santa Barbara. An officer then noticed her car parked on a state highway and blocking a lane. After speaking with Locklear, the officer determined she was under the influence of something and arrested her.
Law enforcement officers tell us alcohol was not involved, however, they are conducting tests to determine if Locklear was under the influence of drugs.
Maybe she was just confused by the misnomer “parkway.” I could see how one, in theory, might think you should park on a parkway. Provided you were the kind of person who also wonders how they get deer to cross at those little yellow signs on the side of the road and why they would make an oil out of babies. I believe the technical term is actually “dumbass.”
Vintage pokies at Loreal Presents 2006:
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Nice smeared mascara, you shi-tzu-haired pill popper.
Sep 29th, 2008
abby
She’s two baby steps away from shaving her head and losing her kid.
Sep 29th, 2008
bionic bunny
didn’t paris and nicole teach celebs ANYTHING about proper mugshot
etiquette?
Sep 29th, 2008
Tim
She actually doesn’t look that bad. I mean, it’s a mugshot, the most unflattering form of pictures, and she looks pretty good in it haha.
Sep 29th, 2008
AM'Z
TIM maybe you didn’t notice the smudged mascara but she don’t look to good in that pic!!
Oct 2nd, 2008
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