Quickies: Apocalypse Now

Sep 29, 2008

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Heath Ledger’s estate is going where it should — to his daughter. (Holy Moly)

Adnan Ghalib confirms the Britney sex tape! (The Blemish)

Where does Hayden Panettiere rank on your Bastardly Sexiest Women list? (The Bastardly)

Barack Obama may be the Antichrist. Sure explains the celebrity following. (MollyGood)

Tennis star Rafael Nadal’s magnificent bare ass! (CelebSlam)

Imagine Orwell without the fangs and you’ve got yourself “Eagle Eye.” (Pajiba)

Tom and Katie just crossed the line from “creepy” to “terrifying.” (Websters)

Kendra Wilkinson’s magnificently naked funbags for your viewing pleasure! (Mr. Skin)

See if you can guess which one is the real Sarah Jessica Parker. (Agent Bedhead)

Anne Hathaway on butt sex: “Every girl should try it.” Sold! (The Rad Report)

That’s just what happens when you go down face first in Janet Jackson’s lap — you puke. (CelebNewsWire)