Scarlett Johansson Marries Ryan Reynolds

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Actress Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market, at least for the next, oh, year and a half, tops. According to Us Weekly

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are now husband and wife, her rep has confirmed to Usmagazine.com.The wedding took place Saturday evening at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Guests included Scarlett’s mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson.

How rustic and quaint! A wilderness wedding. I get it. The becoming one with nature as they become one with each other and stuff. I would now like to offer my congratulations with a heartfelt toast. Hang on, what’s Canadian for “pretentious asswipes” again?

Scarlett in the August issue of Gloss Magazine:

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  1. I can’t wait for their baby to get here! He or she is gonna be gorgeous. ScarJo must be knocked up.

  2. they’re breeding now? swell. ryan may be gorgeous, but i find her to be pretentious and fug. never say what the fuss was about.

  3. Whatever happened to ScarJo saying that she doesn’t believe in monogamy? Really inspires trust, doesn’t it?

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