Sep 30, 2008
Lindsay and Samantha Get Their Bikini On
Tags: bikini, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
If you don’t recognize the above asses, that’s Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson on holiday in Cabo. At long last, we finally have an idea of what Samantha Ronson looks like naked! Pale and pasty, like the underbelly of a fish, with sculpted physique of a pre-chewed wad of spongecake. I don’t know whether I should slap her for wearing that hideous bikini or make a delicious sturgeon-chiffon torte out of her. I could always just play it safe and go with a good old-fashioned two-birds-with-one-stone slap to the face with a sturgeon. Experience has taught me that the Sturgeon Slap is really an appropriate response most any situation!
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p0nk
LiLo likes to pretend she’s a Catholic priest.
Sep 30th, 2008
sonya
It somehow seems wrong to see Sam in a bikini. I’d expect her to be a board shorts and t-shirt kind of man. A pink bikini is so….non-butch.
Sep 30th, 2008
AM'Z
I still think Sam is actually a dude!!
Oct 2nd, 2008
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