More details have been released on Heather Locklear’s DWI arrest over the weekend, along with several shitty low-grade pics (like the one above, which shows Heather literally falling out of her a cop car) of the arrest as it occurred. The The Daily Mail says

Locklear was seen revving her engine loudly and repeatedly reversing over a pair of sunglasses in a car park in Santa Barbara. Police made the 47-year-old balance on one foot to see if she was sober - but she had to steady herself on a road sign.

A witness reported that [Heather] had stopped on a nearby highway and left her car, apparently stumbling into traffic.

To complicate matters and ensure she definitely gets off scott-free, a California Highway Patrolman was snapped taking pictures of Heather with his personal cell phone. TMZ says

Officials say the video and photos are being turned over to the D.A.’s office as evidence and nothing was improper about the officer using his cell phone to document the arrest. But we spoke with several others at CHP who say officers shouldn’t be using their personal cellphones, especially when a celeb is the suspect.

That’s right, ladies. Famous or not, never let a cop take a candid picture of you with his personal cell phone. Unless he’s willing to forget about the half-smoked joint in the ashtray and the .10 you just blew so long as you pull down your top and show him your tits. That’s what we in the business like to refer to as “discretion.”