This year for Halloween I’m totally going to dress up as Jennifer Aniston. It ought to be a pretty easy costume. All I’ll need is a bikini and maybe a dark blonde wig. See, you’ll be able to tell I’m Jennifer Aniston because I’ll go around asking everyone “Do you think I’m pretty? Like pretty pretty? TV pretty? One a scale of 1 to 10, like maybe a 9?” and then cradle my empty baby box while frantically chasing away unsuspecting males. It ought to be a real Hallows Eve hit!

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