Quickies: My Boyfriend Does Mind It

Oct 1, 20080

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The top ten WORST directors in Hollywood. You know how I love a good top ten! (Pajiba)

Jeremy Piven can’t even get laid by a midget. (Pretty Boring)

It seems that George Clooney’s parents forgot to teach him the oh-so-important lesson of shame. (Websters)

Amy Smart bares it all in her new movie, and now you can see it all! (Mr. Skin)

Sean Penn kissed a man. And he liked it. The taste of his cherry Chapstick. God I hate myself. (CelebNewsWire)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck gets bitch-slapped by Barbara! Metaphorically speaking, of course. (Mollygood)

Runway model double nip-slip! (Hollywood Rag)

Dita von Teese does her best Oswald Cobblepot. (Holy Moly)

Aaaand Jennifer Lopez as The Joker. (Bastardly)

Sacha Baron Cohen gets arrested for crashing a Milan fashion show. (Ninja Dude)

Kim Kardashian gets the boot on DWTS! But not to the face like I’d hoped. (CelebSlam)