Jennifer Aniston Likes Wasting Money
Tags: Jennifer Aniston, tanning beds
Lest you worry that Jennifer Aniston is some kind of spoiled, self-obsessed twit who has no business promoting the Democratic platform, I’m here to let you know just how much she relates to the struggles of the common man. Star Magazine reports
Jen, who’s currently soaking up the sun in Mexico, shelled out $34,000 for two Wolff tanning beds after one died on her.
“She freaked out because the next day, she had a photo shoot,” recalls a source. “She had to go to a public tanning place. She learned her lesson after that — always have a back-up.”
See what I mean? I don’t know about you, but I know I’m relieved that someone with so much perspective is the one telling me how to vote. At least you know where she stands on the important issues, like tanning and muff waxing. You don’t see John McCain or Sarah Palin addressing those hot topics. I bet that old fart doesn’t even have his own tanning bed. Who’s out of touch now, Mr. Smartypants? In your fucking face!
In L.A. two weeks ago:
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Ummm
Pray tell, who else would support the Democratic platform besides spoiled, self-obsessed twits?
Oct 2nd, 2008
abby
Touche.
Oct 2nd, 2008
joecoz
I’m voting for Winehouse.
Oct 2nd, 2008
fin
yes, the star is such a reliable source. i’m sure every word of this is true.
Oct 2nd, 2008
sickwillie13
Actually Sarah Palin had a tanning bed installed in the Alaska’s governer’s mansion. I believe she’s republican.
John McCain owns 9 homes and 13 cars, I guess he is more in touch with the everyday person.
Morons.
Oct 2nd, 2008
sonya
Believe you me, if I had to live in that icebox you bet I’d have a tanning bed. Jennifer Aniston lives in the land of perpetual sun, so she doesn’t have an excuse.
Oct 2nd, 2008
Rilideesy
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Oct 21st, 2008
Krestort
Recently one of my friends started an obsession with the actor Nicholas Cage (mostly because their names are both Nicholas - sounds strange but he is strange and that isn’t the point). After asking around the rest of my friends he seems to be a very controversial figure.
What does the forum think? do you love the all action superhero? Or do you hate the droning voice of the man who does nothing but action shooters?
Apr 23rd, 2009
psevdolokulop
How many times you eat during a normal … every day life?
are you the type of person who eats a bit and often?
or rarely and too much?
i usually have 3 and i’m the 2nd type of person (though it’s not that healthy)
8 am breakfast
3pm lunch
9pm a snack.
Jul 15th, 2009
Zachariah Boehmer
Really sexy video with Jennifer Aniston found here:
http://naked-jennifer-aniston-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=16186506&s=y
Full video!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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