Oct 2, 2008

Jessica Alba Still Hears the Screaming of the Lambs

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Hey, look! It’s another celebrity urging you to vote. You can tell Jessica Alba’s serious because she’s wearing the same mask that Hannibal Lechter wore in “Silence of the Lambs” and she’s had some fake tears photoshopped on her face. What we can glean from this little PSA, you ask? Namely, if you don’t vote, you are probably a homicidal sociopath with cannibalistic tendencies and you should be strapped to a board in a maximum-security prison. That’s right. If you’ll excuse me now, there’s some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti and with my name all over it.

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. JonNo Gravatar

    I’d eat her (out) with a bottle of chianti any day ;-)

    Oct 2nd, 2008

  2. p0nkNo Gravatar

    *fap*

    Oct 2nd, 2008

  3. AlbaNeedsToGrowABrainNo Gravatar

    Guess the twit never heard of the Stalinistic “Fairness Doctrine”.

    Oct 2nd, 2008

  4. sonyaNo Gravatar

    She looks like she has pinkeye or something. Yuck.

    Oct 2nd, 2008

  5. JoshNo Gravatar

    Let’s be honest - she doesn’t want us to “VOTE” she wants us to vote Obama. That’s the point of all these Marx-loving Hollywood types. And she’s just a B-List Slut……….!

    Oct 3rd, 2008

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