Register to Vote Because Famous People Told You To
Tags: celebrities, forest whitaker, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, Leonardo DiCaprio, psa, tobey maguire, vote
As Election Day nears, you can expect to see more and more celebrities spouting off political rhetoric like the pompous blowhards they all are. I’ve always been of the opinion that celebrities should shut the hell up and get back in their cages and dance like the monkeys they are. They’re here to entertain — possibly show us their tits and/or beaver — not to educate the masses. Come on. Like I’m going to take the guy who got his salad tossed by a dog in “Booty Call” seriously. Please.
So, anyway, enjoy the requisite slew of celebrities in a four-minutes-too-long public service announcement urging you to register to vote. Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry and Forest Whitaker, just to name a few. Bottom line — vote or don’t vote. Whatever. Both bastards are pretty much the same useless puppets of the Bilderberg New World Order. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Everybody knows the only real hope for change is open revolt and exile. Just ask South America!
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Vote Obi-Wan Kenobi–He’s Our Only Hope
Oct 2nd, 2008
abby
No… there is another…
Oct 2nd, 2008
sonya
Ahhhh… nerd love…
Oct 2nd, 2008
LucyInTheSky
Jonah Hill is pretty funny in this though- the part about having 19 kids and never “using” abortion…? hilarious!
Oct 2nd, 2008
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