Brooke Hogan, Class Act

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Usually when you see someone this classy and refined, they’re nibbling Beluga caviar on a full-grain leather chaise lounge atop a 150-foot Benetti yacht. Not today, my friends. Today elegance meets the common man. And I say “common man” because it’s pretty obvious Brooke Hogan has a penis. To suggest otherwise would be an injustice to transsexual she-males everywhere!

Sir Brooke at the Bejeweled show Thursday night at Miami Funkshion Fashion Week:

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Photo credit: WENN

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  1. Gabi

    It’s ‘chaise longue’, not ‘lounge’, as in ‘long chair’.

  2. Her Majesty Queen of Word Vomit

    Can somebody knock some common sense into this poor little lost child? FFS, you look like a 60 year old grandma who’s trying to whore it up for all the little old wrinkly peens at the old folks home. Cover up, bitch!

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