Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date

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Now that Alex Rodriguez’ divorce has been finalized, he’s finally free to pursue his “soul mate” Madonna. Or at least challenge her to an arm wrestling contest. My money’s on ol’ Madge! Us Weekly says

Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday.They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.

“They seemed very close,” a source told Us.

I’m fairly certain that a woman is only supposed to look like that right before she sheds her human form to find a new host. That A-Rod is one lucky guy!

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. SydNo Gravatar

    She’s a MAN, Baby.

  2. Christ, that picture is horrifying. She looks like a cross between Iggy Pop, Buffalo Bill from the “Lambs”, and Machine from 8MM.

  3. she’s really just A-Rod’s new beard, he’s actually banging Guy Ritchie after getting the herpe from Jeter.

  4. I’m surprised those kid’s fingers aren’t turning purple.

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