Quickies: Brow-Beaten

Oct 3, 2008

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Hayden Panettiere in a muzzle? I’ll take two, please! (Bricks and Stones)

Bar Rafaeli looks delicious at Tommy Hilfiger’s Bravo TV Special party. (Bastardly)

Now where have I seen that face before? Oh, right — on Lindsay Lohan. (Websters)

Now you know the mechanics of Sarah Palin’s brain, thanks to this handy flowchart! (Mollygood)

Save the most important mounds in the world — Dolly Parton’s. (Holy Moly)

Sienna Miller saves a paparazzo from drowning. Good thing he was floating penis-up. (CelebNewsWire)

Much-ballyhooed-but-never-before-seen Celine Dion boobage! (Mr. Skin)

Hayden Panettiere apparently drew on her eyebrows with a dull crayon. (CelebSlam)

Sam Rockwell as Oedipus. Kinda. (Pajiba)

Sophie Monk falls victim to saddlebags and cellulite. (Drunken Stepfather)