Lindsay Lohan’s Ready for Babies

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I know the first thing you think when you hear the name “Lindsay Lohan” is “Why doesn’t this girl have a couple of babies under her belt?” Well, don’t you worry — that’s all about to change. According to the NY Daily News

The 22-year-old star told Marie Claire, “I want to adopt a kid … A child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.” Lohan believes her own experience would make her that much more qualified as a mom.

If there’s one thing children thrive on — other than Mountain Dew and a public education — it’s emotional instability and substance abuse. That’s why so many famous people have kids. To “share the wealth,” as it were. The only way that little Lohan, Jr. could be any luckier is if he found himself a ward of the state or camped out in Josef Fritzl’s basement. Congratulations to the happy mom-to-be!

In L.A. Thursday night:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    I’d wonder why she doesn’t wanna adopt from right here when there are so many orphans in North America that need homes, but then I realized what organization in their right mind would give her a kid in this part of the world?

    This girl is such a wreck, she’s goin’ out the same way Anna Nicole did.

  2. abby

    I’m pretty sure you have to have at least one visit to rehab on your resume to adopt a kid.

  3. jay

    Lord help those poor babies that will be brought into her life anytime soon… she don’t even have herself together but she wants babies. puh-leeeze!

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