At least Victoria Beckham knows she’s not sexy. (Holy Moly)

Start repenting, bitches — the End of Days is nigh. (Websters)

Miley Cyrus whores it up at her Disney sweet sixteen birthday party. (MollyGood)

Jessica Simpson’s getting married! And probably divorced! (Ninja Dude)

The Heidi Montag camel toe is in there somewhere — you have to keep looking… (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Thought the Drew Barrymore’s “annoying factor” would be lessened by not having to see her face? Don’t worry — she’s just as annoying through vocalization alone! (Pajiba)

How many guys can say they’ve gone surfing with the gilled Grim fucking Reaper? (The Rad Report)

Ashley Tisdale might be a fugly mess, but at least she’s got hot legs. (Bastardly)

Salma Hayek nip slip! (Celebitchy)

Tina Fey is once again masterful as Sarah Palin in the VP debates. (popbytes)

Elizabeth Hurley flashes her cooch! (CityRag)

OJ Simpson finally gets dealt a little justice. (Hollywood Grind)