Kim Kardashian took to her blog yesterday to refute claims that she’s had plastic surgery, posting a picture of herself in a bikini at the age of 14 as proof of her au naturel-ness. She wrote.

I believe I have answered this question before but here I go again…

I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it!

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

Don’t ever take the cheaper way out! This is your body and ultimately your life!

Yours in truth,

Kim

First of all, I thought having sexy pictures of 14 year-olds on your hard drive was a felony. That’s certainly the impression my probation officer left me with. Secondly, who signs a post “Yours in truth?” Was she at Bible camp when she wrote this? Was “With Christ’s blessings” or “In Jesus’ name” already taken? Any post Kim signs off on should really read “Urinarily yours.” Or something about black guys’ wieners and butt sex. It just adds an air of authenticity to the post. That’s why I’m signing off on this with a “Foxily yours, Abby.” The truth shall set you free!