Oct 9, 2008
Karissa and Kristina Shannon Are Hefner’s New Twins
Tags: Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Kendra Wilkinson, Playboy, Shannon Twins
Now that Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson have both confirmed their splits with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, the big question on everyone’s mind is, “Where will Hef try to stuff his soggy old-man-penis now?” Cue the Shannon Twins — Karissa and Kristina — blond, buxom, and a whopping nineteen years old, making Hugh old enough to be their great-grandfather. Side note: this may be the first time in recorded history that someone has referenced an 82-year old man’s wiener without once using the words “bedsores” or “urine scalding.” This has to be one for the books, people!
48 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Ew. Soggy penis? I guess that goes along with “old skin and wrinkly balls”. Kind of like a gift set from hell.
Oct 9th, 2008
Danni
They may be “cute” but certinaly not hot enough for Playboy, Heff is getting delerious in his old age if he thinks those mosquito bite twins are photo worthy!
Oct 9th, 2008
hmmm
How pathetic, how proud their parents must be, society decays once again
Oct 9th, 2008
Jennifer
I agree, their definitely not playboy worthy. Their not even that pretty if you ask me. Hell, my uncles tits are bigger than theirs… Hef made a terrible choice. The shows not gonna be anything without Kendra!
Oct 9th, 2008
DEE
SINCE WHEN DO TITS=PRETTY? A WOMAN CAN BE PRETTY WITH SMALL BOOBS….LOOK AT KATE HUDSON. U ALL A BUNCH OF HATERS. THATS WHY GIRLS LIKE THESE TURN INTO WHORES, B/C SOCIETY TELLS THEM THAT YOU MUST IN ORDER TO BE APPRECIATED.
Oct 10th, 2008
AM'Z
I agree with u DEE!!
Oct 11th, 2008
Franco
I think this whole deal is kinda creepy, I mean come on at 82 sleeping with 19 yearold twins I did that when I was in college,that show was a fu32872waste of time anyway who would watch crap like that,besides jennifergosh people get a life
Oct 11th, 2008
Bos-5
Do others feel as I do that this is just sick? Hefner has always struck me as a degenerate, trying to hold on to his youth by surrounding himself with “pretty young things”. I think it works in reverse. He just comes off looking like a “dirty old man”. And as for these 19 year olds, have you no shame, no self-worth? What must your parents and grandparents think of you both? Why sell yourselves so short as to use this perve to bolstering your “careers” ? Get an education, make something of yourselves besides a sick joke.
Oct 11th, 2008
Fiona
They’re only using Hef for fame and money anyway!! Pathetic!
Oct 11th, 2008
Tom
Lighten up!!! Everybody is getting what they want and nobody gets hurt.
Oct 11th, 2008
LINDA
Euthanasia anyone?
Oct 11th, 2008
nick
You young studs dont get it at the present time in your life.
HEF GETS HARD THINKING ABOUT EATING HIS DESSERT” LIFE IS UNCERTAIN “HE CAN EAT DESSERT FIRST AND LAST”. GO HEF!!!!
Oct 11th, 2008
lori
I’m sorry, but those girls are not attractive at all! Where is Bridget?
Oct 11th, 2008
kat
Yes, it IS sick! They HAVE to be in it for the money! Why would they want a ’soggy, old penis’ when they can have a firm, young one? But they’re prob’ly getting both…
Oct 11th, 2008
debra
How are they using him? I mean he looks for women also..so he must not mind being used.
Oct 11th, 2008
mike
YOU GO HEF! live it up while your still able to get it up!
Oct 11th, 2008
Catie
Those twins are U-G-L-Y. Especially compared to Holly, Kendra, and Bridget!
Oct 11th, 2008
Nancy
“HEF” IS JUST ANOTHER DIRTY OLD MAN….(YAWN)
Oct 11th, 2008
Dawn
OMG This guy no matter how much he’s worth, is seriously gross!! I have to wonder do these two little girls have parents? If they do are the parents that hard up for more money to lease out their own daughters? Can you imagine the diasese risk of screwing Hugh Hefner not to mention the vomit factor blah!!!
Oct 11th, 2008
leb1
This is just sick. not sexy, not cute, not macho, not good, just sick.I’m 44 and it would be sick for me to have 1 19 year old, much less 2. Two women are just immoral even if they were the same age.The old man should be an example rather than an old “fool”. If he was not Hugh Hefner and rich does he think that kids would be attracted to him? Also someone should tell these girls that there are a lot more respectable ways to get famous.
Oct 11th, 2008
Jan
i hope he doesn’t make them get those ugly breast implants like his other “girlfriends” have.
Oct 11th, 2008
May
I think all of you guys are just haters….if you put yourself in Hef’s position you wouldve gotten quads instead of only twins…i do agree however that they are not as pretty….but hey whatever sells baby!
Oct 11th, 2008
ANA
GO TO TMZ! They have these chicks MUG SHOTS from when they were arrested in FL. If u think they are ugly in these photos, you will be shocked!!! No make up, no bleach in the hair, and both have wicked acne. I’m gonna totally miss Holly, Bridget, and Kendra. At least they were really hot and entertaining.
Oct 11th, 2008
Terry
Not to worry…ol Hef will have them enhanced and centerspread ready in short order. You won’t even recognize them as the same girls by the time they show up on the set. Remember Pam Anderson? She was a beautiful young lady when she left Comox BC….now look at her. These poor girls don’t stand a chance.
Oct 11th, 2008
Donna
leave that old man alone. if those bleach blondes dont have any dignity or self respect by now. most likely they never will. isnt that what bleach blonde playboy bunnies do live for today and work for the dollar. lol
Oct 11th, 2008
Ian
Yeah I have to say that these are pretty hot but there no kendra or holly, holly is seriously drop dead gorgeous! These girls arent bad tho but lets face it, EVERY man wishes to bang twins I’d give my left nut too. This doesnt have anything to do with dignity or self repect its about money always was and always will be. More props to you hef! If any of you girls here were offered something like 2 million dollars prolly more and a chance to live in the playboy mansion and you didnt take it. That explains exactly the type of woman you are, a hideous jelous “woman” jock that looks like a man sounds like a man and that is mad at the world that you cant look like that. keep hatin tho! that helps!
Oct 11th, 2008
Doug
They look pretty “F” able to me. Both Hef and the girls know what they are doing and using each other. What is between two consenting adults
(three in this case) is just that. I know plenty of envious younger folks.
Normal human nature is to enjoy sex. A threesome? WOW! now that brings back memories. Just the thought brings enough adrinliline to give the necessary stamina. Who needs Viagra with the stimulation of youth?
It’s a double shot with twins! If his ticker can handle it, then good for him.
Oct 11th, 2008
scott
Hef has Viagra martini’s for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Like the energizer batteries, just keeps going and going. More power to him, he is still getting the headlines in the papers and Playboy magazine is still tops. He must be slowing down a little to only have a set of twins. There was a time when he had seven beauties in the sack at the same time.
Oct 11th, 2008
CJ
If they were my daughters I would disown them …but what else but trash comes from the left coast? The truly talented stars are dying off and being replaced by Reality show ‘no talents’. I quit watching most TV when Hollywood figured out how to get something for nothing. Reality shows are a lot cheeper to produce and don’t require talent. It just requires idiot viewers…plenty of those to go around.
Oct 11th, 2008
Angel
Ewww! They are barely 18! Soggy penis? It is actually worse than that! An old man’s penis looks closer to a sightly purple pale clam! I should know. I see many at the Nursing home. The blood supply does not go there much as the old man at 82 needs blood to supply his vital organs. His heart,liver,lungs,etc. His Mister Softie is not considered vital! And Oh yeah those sluts will get implants! They are going to have to eat plenty of clams to pay for them! LOL LOL
Oct 11th, 2008
keith
I think they look great, at least natural and normal, not a hyperbole of a woman’s body made by man with huge nasty looking fakies, which playboy is trying to get away from having as their image. Maybe they won’t have those dumb annoying laughs, either.
Oct 11th, 2008
Perezette
There’s no way in hell those teenager girls are effing that old fart of a man. I’m sure they’re just arm candy. No need for everyone to get all bent out of shape thinking those little trashy twins are having to have sexual relations with a shriveled up old penis. I truly don’t believe that Hef has been able to get it up in years. The other three bimbos who just dumped him got paid millions of dollars to say they were his “girlfriends.” If I got paid millions to say I was f@cking a great great grampa I’d swear to it in a second. Talk is cheap, lies are worth million$.
Oct 11th, 2008
Perezette
There’s no way in hell those teenager girls are effing that old fart of a man. I’m sure they’re just his arm candy. No need for everyone to get all bent out of shape thinking those little trashy twins are having to have sexual relations with a shriveled up old penis. I truly don’t believe that Hef has been able to get it up in years. The other three bimbos who just dumped him got paid millions of dollars to say they were his “girlfriends.” If I got paid millions to say I was f@cking a great great grampa I’d swear to it in a second. Talk is cheap, lies are worth million$.
Oct 11th, 2008
Perezette
There’s no way in hell those teenager girls are effing that old fart of a man. I’m sure they’re just his arm candy. No need for everyone to get all bent out of shape thinking those little trashy twins are having to have sexual relations with a shriveled up old penis. I truly don’t believe that Hef has been able to get it up in years. The other three bimbos who just dumped him got paid millions of dollars to say they were his “girlfriends.” If I got paid millions to say I was f@cking a great great grampa I’d swear to it in a second. Talk is cheap, lies are worth million$.
Oct 11th, 2008
Perezette
Oh, sorry. Guess I hit the submit button a few too many times.
Oct 11th, 2008
Jonclyn
WOW DEE must have small boobs. I believe that Playboy has been known for the ladies having nice boobs as well as everything else.
Oct 11th, 2008
tammy
Hugh is losing his touch that is for sure. I loved Holly, Kendra and Bridget. They were so fun to watch. Now… forget it I am boycotting the show. The twins …. are not the class most people are use to.
Oct 11th, 2008
wolf-1
when is this old pervert going croak already,there is nothing sexy or cool about him anymore, it is soo obvious that all these young woman are only using him ,in the hope that he could help them find a modeling currier . He is a pathetic looking bag of wrinkles,who uses his money , by soroundig himself with young beautiful woman, he thinks that people actully believe that he is still capable of satisfying these young woman, only in his dreams. It is all just a perversion of his warped Brain, I hope they, [WOMAN] take him for all he is worth.
Oct 11th, 2008
Krystal
Okie so i agree with the rest of you. WTF was Hugh thinking!! Those girls are F_U_G_L_Y. I LOVE the girls next door but i wont keep watching it if it is going to be with those 2 mutts.
Oct 11th, 2008
ALLY
I MEAN HEF WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE, HOW MUCH DO U WANT TO BE USED!! JUST CONCENTRATE AND RAISE YOUR YOUNG KIDS AND BE THERE FOR THEM AS MUCH AS U CAN AND WHAT KIND OF ROLE MODEL R U FOR THE KIDS!!!!
Oct 11th, 2008
Betty Boop
There is no way that old man’s weiner is going near those young babes. This whole multiple girlfriends thing is just a pathetic sham to keep an old man’s ego and legend going. He offers them free room and board and lots of opportunity for fame to live with him in that moldly old mansion of his. That place needs a visit from a decorator! Hef is missing the chip that makes a man actually value a woman. He sees only the exterior and how much he can extort from it and these dumb bells go along with it. I know, I know, it’s their choice and they get richer, but the whole thing reeks.
Oct 12th, 2008
JAS
MR. HEF SHOULD LOOK AT THIS GIRL AT RANDINICOLEXO.COM
SHES SO BEAUTIFUL AND EVEN MORE SO IN PERSON! LOOK AND SEE.
Oct 13th, 2008
yoli
Hugh can have whomever he wants and I think Holly is the best for him!! I don’t want to say he is a perv; look at his proffesion!! But these little twin girls can barely feed themselves! They are too young; they are still babies!! If I was their mother I would go pull them out of there by their wigs! If I was their mother they would know better!! Its such a shame!! They aren’t playboy material…
Oct 14th, 2008
heather
Ya know, he prolly can’t even get it up. Thus the reason why the girls don’t mind, cause nothing is gonna happen! If that’s not the case. These girls better do some ground breaking poop, cause so far there fan base is not as big as it should be to hold them on there “we’ll screw anyone for fame” peddle stool. Uhh Did anyone NOT notice that now heffs into incest. Whoa, Playboy is hitting a Low…19?? LOL They dont even know how to F$#@ a older mans mind out. Unless they have there experience….
Oct 14th, 2008
heather
LOL All you poeple save those ..Not-so-good looking pics of the twins, cause once photoshop comes into play, your gonna see a BIG difference…that and plastic surg. along with money to update there clothes and promo’s to flash them around…..lol Take all that away and what do you have… the real deal…two sisters willing to screw a 82 y/o man and each other…
Oct 14th, 2008
heather
Least holy is doing the east coast editing for playboy….she’s still in the game, just behind the scenes…..from what Im told anyhow…
Oct 14th, 2008
Isa
Absolutely Disgusting!!!!!! What is this world coming to????
Oct 15th, 2008
mary pardini
For Hef to trade in girls at this stage of his life, the way he scuffles his feet across the room and his old man laugh, and his old pencil penis, his old man routine with his eating schedule. What a poor site to put his son’s through whose mother raised them to be gentlemen. embarresing
He got away with the girls nexr door but I think this will kick him off his thrown. There will always be young women looking for the lime lite this is to disgusting 82 shriffled up old guy.
mary
Nov 9th, 2008
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