Britney Spears has another reality show coming up in November, which will apparently air in an attempt to pimp her new album.  From the Daily Mail:

‘I sit there and I look back and I’m like, “I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?”‘ Spears said in an interview to air on MTV on Nov. 30, two days before the release of her new album.

‘I’ve been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there’s a lot that people don’t know.’

‘Sometimes I think I get kind of lonely because you don’t open the gate up that much, you know I mean?’ she continues.

‘You’re guarded. You have to be that way, so I’m kind of stuck in this place and it’s like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that’s what I do. I just cope with it, every day.’

The 90-minute special, Britney: For The Record, was executive-produced by Spears’ manager Larry Rudolph.

It features behind-the-scenes footage of the singer and her talking about her life over the past two years.

Listen, I guess I’m happy for Britney that she’s not a total loon anymore, but I’m not sure why she or anybody else thinks I would want to watch this.  She’s boring now!  Britney was never famous because she was interesting in her own right.  Once upon a time she was every pedophile’s dream, and then she was dating Justin Timberlake back when he had brillo hair and they wore a lot of matching denim, and then when they broke up she turned into a total slut machine, and then she married that fool and was pregnant for two years straight and went batshit crazy and shaved her head and dated the few paparazzos she didn’t run over or attack with an umbrella and she had a stand-off with the police and got carted off to the psych ward, and what the hell does she have to offer now?  She’s basically on lockdown and her dad is her nanny, and she hasn’t set anything on fire or assaulted anyone or even jetted off to another country with inappropriate people.  What’s left to care about?  Her career?  Are you kidding me?  Her music is on approximately the same level of quality as anything from that hellspawn Miley Cyrus, who at least has the common courtesy to blather about being a virgin while constantly photographing herself in her skivvies and simultaneously flaunting her uncomfortably close relationship to her father and dating an underwear model who’s like 38 years old or whatever.  Miley knows that if you’re an inherently boring, unlikeable and generic little turd, you had best either slut it up or go crazy in order to make America care about you.

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