Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video
Tags: bill romanowski, Britney Spears, nutrition 53, video, womanizer
A remarkably svelte Britney Spears writhes around totally naked in the video for her latest musical masterpiece “Womanizer.” Just how did she get so hot so quick? Other than the digital retouching and the lens filters, I mean? Why, with the help of magic pills, of course! MSNBC says
“She’s lost a total of 25 pounds over the last several months. She’s losing about two pounds a week [by] taking Nutrition 53 [and] working out.” (Nutrition 53, interestingly, is the supplement backed by Bill Romanowski, the former NFL linebacker).
Magical football pills, at that! I was figuring something a little more Hollywood, like Adderall and Hepatitis C, but I guess NFL-endorsed supplements work, too. Provided there’s not already an old woman speaking in riddles and in need of a cow wandering around downtown Los Angeles.

5 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Wow, she did get thin. Too bad they don’t have magic pills to make her voice sound any better.
Oct 13th, 2008
%#@!
wow stupid have you seen recent pic of britney that’s all her no retouching needed bitch is hot
Oct 13th, 2008
abby
That bitch usually looks like she’s been stung by a swarm of wasps during an allergic reaction to peanuts. I don’t know what fucking planet YOU live on, but on Earth it’s called “belly bloat.”
Oct 13th, 2008
hot misty
http://www.ihatemisty.com?id=qrimqgkr0cym9p8dvz83p9bfjaqtw1
Oct 15th, 2008
kyle
less hate ppl… ur jealous because shes hot and ur not . get the fuck over it. PFFT. lmfao. she will always be hot. no guy in there right mind would pass up a chance with her. and some women too.
Nov 2nd, 2008
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