Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video

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A remarkably svelte Britney Spears writhes around totally naked in the video for her latest musical masterpiece “Womanizer.” Just how did she get so hot so quick? Other than the digital retouching and the lens filters, I mean? Why, with the help of magic pills, of course! MSNBC says

“She’s lost a total of 25 pounds over the last several months. She’s losing about two pounds a week [by] taking Nutrition 53 [and] working out.” (Nutrition 53, interestingly, is the supplement backed by Bill Romanowski, the former NFL linebacker).

Magical football pills, at that! I was figuring something a little more Hollywood, like Adderall and Hepatitis C, but I guess NFL-endorsed supplements work, too. Provided there’s not already an old woman speaking in riddles and in need of a cow wandering around downtown Los Angeles.

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Wow, she did get thin. Too bad they don’t have magic pills to make her voice sound any better.

  2. %#@!

    wow stupid have you seen recent pic of britney that’s all her no retouching needed bitch is hot

  3. abby

    That bitch usually looks like she’s been stung by a swarm of wasps during an allergic reaction to peanuts. I don’t know what fucking planet YOU live on, but on Earth it’s called “belly bloat.”

  4. kyle

    less hate ppl… ur jealous because shes hot and ur not . get the fuck over it. PFFT. lmfao. she will always be hot. no guy in there right mind would pass up a chance with her. and some women too.

  5. James

    I think shes fuckin hot as hell and all you bitches just leave her alone shes tryin to get back on her feet again and noone will let her. I think shes making a remarkable recovery from when kevin federline fucked her over.

  6. 666

    fuck your copyright bullshit! Hail the free world you morons!!

  7. Kel

    Well i think that everyone that is down on her is jealous shes just like us a normal person, and everybody struggles sometimes so shute dont hate her cause you aint her and yeah shes very pretty and has a wonderful personality

  8. Kel

    Gosh she aint completely naked GET OVER IT

  9. LIL

    EVERYONE IS JUST HATING ON HER. SHE IS BEAUTIFULL GET OVER IT. SHE IS A WONDERFULL WOMEN AND EVEN THOUGHT SHE STRUGGLES LIKE ALL OF US SHE IS ABLE TO GET BACK ON HER FEET . TO ALL HATERS GIVE HER A CHANCE …. AND …..STOP HATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF

  10. dav

    she’s fr ken hot

  11. wowman

    Additional to the upper content she has some other not so good nature videos.

    http://www.warriorrun.com/britney/

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