Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video

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A remarkably svelte Britney Spears writhes around totally naked in the video for her latest musical masterpiece “Womanizer.” Just how did she get so hot so quick? Other than the digital retouching and the lens filters, I mean? Why, with the help of magic pills, of course! MSNBC says

“She’s lost a total of 25 pounds over the last several months. She’s losing about two pounds a week [by] taking Nutrition 53 [and] working out.” (Nutrition 53, interestingly, is the supplement backed by Bill Romanowski, the former NFL linebacker).

Magical football pills, at that! I was figuring something a little more Hollywood, like Adderall and Hepatitis C, but I guess NFL-endorsed supplements work, too. Provided there’s not already an old woman speaking in riddles and in need of a cow wandering around downtown Los Angeles.

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Wow, she did get thin. Too bad they don’t have magic pills to make her voice sound any better.

  2. wow stupid have you seen recent pic of britney that’s all her no retouching needed bitch is hot

  3. That bitch usually looks like she’s been stung by a swarm of wasps during an allergic reaction to peanuts. I don’t know what fucking planet YOU live on, but on Earth it’s called “belly bloat.”

  4. less hate ppl… ur jealous because shes hot and ur not . get the fuck over it. PFFT. lmfao. she will always be hot. no guy in there right mind would pass up a chance with her. and some women too.

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