Madonna Resumes A-Rod Affair After Announcing Divorce
Tags: affair, Alex Rodriguez, divorce, guy ritchie, Madonna
Now that Madonna’s officially divorcing husband Guy Ritchie, she’s rekindling her affair with baseball star Alex Rodriguez. Us Weekly reports
A source close to the singer [says that] she and the New York Yankees slugger “are definitely romantic. [They] are more involved than ever… [but Madonna] has agreed to be discreet about [their] relationship until her tour ends.”
Last time I checked, “being romantic” didn’t mean “jerking each other off with creatine and Weight Gain Fuel 3000,” but I’ll have to get back to you on that one. I’ve been off the dating scene for a couple of years now. Back when I was playing the field, being romantic meant “doing it doggy-style so I didn’t aspirate my own vomit” and “force-feeding me RU-486 once I blacked out.” Times sure have changed since I was a freshman!
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Ron
Man, Maddona looks like a tranny these days.
Oct 15th, 2008
Sean Lunde
Madonna Kimmel in shower!!
Home private video online:
http://madonna-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=80882893&s=y
Oct 9th, 2009
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