Madonna Will Lose $300 Million in Divorce Settlement

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With reports of Madonna’s and Guy Ritchie’s divorce now confirmed amid rumors of a lack of a prenup, everybody’s wondering just how much money Madonna’s going to end up losing in the settlement. Well, all I can say is it’s a good thing she’s so limber, because I have a feeling she’s going to be spending a lot of time gripping the backs of her knees to maximize penetration. The Daily Mail says

A divorce settlement could potentially leave film director Guy pocketing up to [$300] million — the costliest in showbusiness history.

Madonna, 50, is one of the world’s richest women, with an estimated fortune of [$600] million. Ritchie has his own independent wealth but it comes nowhere near his wife’s.

She might have to cough up three hundred mil, but at least Madonna’s stylist isn’t going anywhere. “Goldendoodle spiral perm” is the unequivocal property of one Madonna Ciccone! And, um, Lindsay Lohan, apparently. And Whitesnake and Denise Huxtable and the years 1989 to 1992. Well, if he doesn’t nab it in the settlement, at least the cone bra will come in handy for catching her many impotent tears.

Lindsay at the Filth and Wisdom premiere in L.A. Monday night:

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    It’s amusing when naturally-brunette Maddonna is more pale than red-headed Lindsay. Eeeeease up a tad on that self-tanner–did you use it on your lips, too?

  2. AngieFan

    celebs love their hairdressers.. it’s no surprise she’s keeping him and dumping Guy

  3. Madge will be alright…its all good for guy I guess..lucky fella..

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