Oct 17, 2008

Elizabeth Hurley’s Huge Cleavage Looks Painful

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43-year-old Elizabeth Hurley worked some seriously masochistic-looking cleavage at an event at the Tower of London yesterday. You can almost see the carotid artery in her neck bulging from the all pressure. I’ll give her props, though — it’s a damn impressive bust line. I think the only time my tits ever even came close to looking like that, there was a straight-jacket involved. And also a couple of orderlies and a syringe full of Chlorpromazine and a cop with a taser and a K-9 unit. But I doubt that’s the secret behind Elizabeth Hurley’s cleavage. She probably just has a red carpet stylist or something.

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Gah! I bet her nipples are purple from the pressure.

    Oct 17th, 2008

  2. abby

    I bet they look all dented and creased when the dress comes off, like your face when you pass out in a hammock.

    Oct 17th, 2008

  3. wolf5150

    It is painful in her case,I know my balls are killing me just looking at
    her.She is rocking the sweatermeat and she looks fanfuckintastic doin’
    it.

    Feb 2nd, 2009

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