Miley Cyrus Uses Tongue at Christian Audigier Show
Tags: boyfriend, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus, tongue, underwear model
15-year-old Disney slutbag Miley Cyrus and her 800 bodyguards disrupted the Christian Audigier fashion show on Wednesday so that she could mime licking 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston’s ballsack as he walked down the runway. Suck on that, Mickey! Page Six says
Gaston and Cyrus… “were all over each other backstage.” Every time Gaston walked, he would blow a kiss and wink at his teenage girlfriend, who in turn, “licked her lips seductively as he passed her.”
Cyrus was surrounded at all times by five bodyguards who “banned anyone from getting near her and formed a barrier so she wouldn’t be touched or bothered by anyone.”
It might seem a little excessive, but I understand Miley’s need for the five-man-deep bodyguard blockade. I really do. Because I imagine anyone who gets within ten feet of this stupid bitch has to muster every last bit of self-control not to punch her big ugly teeth right down her big stupid gullet. My ass-kickin’ foot involuntarily starts twitching the moment I even start writing about her. Fortunately, I’ve only ever had to use it once, when that old lady cut in front of me at the buffet line at Shoney’s, but you can rest assured it’s definitely primed for a chance meeting with our little Hannah Montana.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Is THAT licking your lips seductively? It looks more like she’s licking her snot.
Oct 17th, 2008
joecoz
Either way, she’s hillbilly trash.
Oct 17th, 2008
abby
Like how horses can lick inside their nostrils! You totally called it, Sonya.
Oct 17th, 2008
Showgrrrl
Abby it’s COWS that lick their own snot. And call me fucked up, but I laugh my ass off every time I see it. I WISH horses could do it. It would save me having to clean their stupid noses out when they get colds. Ugh.
Oct 20th, 2008
AM'Z
NO abby is wright cause miley is techncly a cow. lol
Nov 3rd, 2008
babi b
ohmygawd somebody call the slut police somebody likes there boyfriend!!! oh wait im sure they already have .. how many of you ppls have already been to court?? id like to find out that b interesting!!! leave miley alone the only reason u say those things is cause ur JEALOUS!!!! justin is HOTT!!! so is nick jonas anygurl would b trying to suduce them!!
Nov 23rd, 2008
Tabitha
Omg how disgusdtiing she is such a slut and her mom is even eworse her parents have obviously taught hter nothing whoi brings a date to church. Plus you’re at a fashion show could you have some clas what trashy hillbillies that’sd disgusting.
Feb 12th, 2009
Lamar Vangieson
Miley Cyrus in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://miley-cyrus-naked-new-scandal-new-sex.blogspot.com/?id=96142666&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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