Free Halloween costume up for grabs from Krazy Katz! You’ve only got two more days to win it! (Yeeeah!)

First pictures of Jenna Jameson’s pregnant belly. (The Blemish)

A Japanese zoo gives a little monkey his own guard dog so that all the cool monkeys will stop roughing him up during study hall. (Best Week Ever)

Chris Martin punches a journalist in the face for mentioning Gwyneth Paltrow’s ex-boyfriend! (Holy Moly)

Katie Holmes could really benefit from a McCall’s dress pattern. Or a retard with a shotgun. (Websters)

The Top Ten Overweight Actors! You know how I can’t resist a good top ten. (Pajiba)

Fact: Shauna Sand is constructed entirely from beef jerky and recycled tupperware. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

George Hamilton totally did it with his mom! (MollyGood)

Stick around for Mena Suvari’s decolletage and derriere! (Mr. Skin)

Vanessa Hudgens goes with the “Mi Vida Loca” hair and makeup for the HSM 3 premiere. (The Bastardly)

New Eminem! Sounds a lot like the old Eminem, only fatter. (Ninja Dude)

What Britney Spears will probably look like in ten years, give or take fifteen pounds. (College Candy)

Jenny McCarthy cures autism! Kinda like Jesus, but with fake tits instead of a beard. (Bricks and Stones)

Britney Spears launches her brand new Cheeto-free website. (Allie is Wired)