UFC hottie Rachelle Leah San Filippo gets all kinds of naked in next month’s issue of Playboy magazine. Unlike the term “Octagon Girl” would suggest, she never actually cage-fought other scantily clad women; her Ultimate Fighting Championship job was walking the ring around in a bikini holding a card with a number on it. Needless to say, she’s a real talent. She told The Sun

“I’m open-minded — I’m not the type of girl that’s like ‘oh my God, you should never be nude.’ I am the type of girl that says you should never be nude if it’s not done right.”

Hell, I didn’t know you could do nude “wrong.” In my personal experience, the more naked you are, the better. Unless it’s in your roommate’s bed right after a case of the beer shits, in which case it’s better to be fully clothed in something really absorbent, preferably triple-ply. The more you know…

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