Yeeeah! and Krazy Katz Halloween Costume Giveaway
Tags: caption this, contest, halloween, Jessica Simpson
Listen up, boys and girls — just in time for Halloween, Krazy Katz Costumes has teamed up with Yeeeah to give away a totally FREE costume to our snarkiest reader! Your snark-worthiness will be determined by the distinguished panel here at Yeeeah (me + a bottle of Boone’s Farm) when you attempt to caption the following picture:
The distinguished panel’s favorite caption will be the big winner of the free costume. It’s like shooting babies in a barrel, it’s so damn easy. And what’s more fun that shooting babies? FREE COSTUMES, of course!!! The deadline for the contest is Sunday, October 19th, and we’ll announce the winner the following Monday. That’s a solid week and a half before Halloween, your one day of the year to dress like a total whore and not have anyone judge you. Think about it. Make sure to leave your email address along with your comment so we can actually notify you when you win (don’t worry — we will NEVER publish your personal information). And even if you don’t win the contest, you can still nab $15 off any costume at Krazy Katz by using the coupon code “snarky.” Really, the only way this thing could be any more of a lock is if it’s last name were “Spears” and you didn’t have a condom. Ka-ching!
23 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Super hot chick selling costumes. I like it! oh yes I dooooo!
Oct 13th, 2008
Van
I haven’t had this much bling in my mouth since I dated Bam Margera.
Oct 13th, 2008
Van
Now that I’m bent over you can see I also have one of these mikes on the other end.
Oct 13th, 2008
Van
Too bad this wasn’t a Photoshop contest.
Oct 13th, 2008
Van
SNARF…GOBBLE…GULP…
Oct 13th, 2008
Van
Howdy folks, I got this big silver straw with a filter on top but it doesn’t seem to work when I try to drink through it.
Oct 13th, 2008
Van
Suck..suck…fizz…fizz…Oh, what a relief it is.
Oct 13th, 2008
Van
Hey ya’ll…let me show you just how much my show sucks…literally.
Oct 13th, 2008
Van
Sung to the tune: “The Star Spangled Banner”
“Oh, say can you see by the big bright spotlight
What so proudly you nailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?
With broad breasts and tight jeans, tho the bulbs not so bright,
On the radio I sang or were so gallantly screaming?
O’er the dial’s red glare, the song bombs on the air,
Giving proof that that the fans really love my blonde hair.
Oh, say is that star-spangled singer still naïve…
About the Chicken of the Sea…just ask any mermaid?”
Oct 13th, 2008
Lou
MMMMMMM….. Tastes like….. TONY!
Oct 14th, 2008
Lou
“….. And this is how I got my first record deal…”
Oct 14th, 2008
Syd
Blow Job tekneek. I haz it.
Oct 14th, 2008
Patrick Beam
Note to self: Microphone does NOT taste like chicken.
Oct 14th, 2008
Patrick Beam
Maybe THIS is why Tony wanted me to get elastic jaw implants.
Oct 14th, 2008
Patrick Beam
Damn it! Before Botox I could eat the whole thing. Tony is gonna be sooooo mad at me. Better buy some butt lube.
Oct 14th, 2008
AJ
This is what happens when you teach “abstinence only” singing.
Oct 14th, 2008
JENNIFER
When nick taught Jess how do this he failed to tell her that it should only be done to a peen!
Oct 14th, 2008
Nooken
Jessica teaches sex ed to preschoolers
Oct 16th, 2008
Brian Peace
“The best musical advice John Mayer ever gave me, ‘Blow Harder’”
Oct 17th, 2008
p0nk
Is this thing on? Usually something squirts out.
Oct 17th, 2008
Van
Jessica performs a scene from her new straight to video DVD titled The Sperminator. In this scene, she has ripped off the robot’s penis and…well, you get the idea. “I’ll be gaaack,” Jessica moaned.
Oct 18th, 2008
Van
“Yeeeah! I’m Krazy about Robot Penis!”
Oct 18th, 2008
betty rood
ok ladies.This is simple wayto enlarge your boobs the natural way!
step 1=Take mike in hand
step2=suck in , hard as you can
step3=try not too pass out!
repeat daily until satisfied!
alwaysatryin at gmail.com
Oct 10th, 2009
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