We’re picking up right where we left off with those pictures Brad took of Angelina in the art issue of W Magazine, right at the see-through nipple and crack part (or “the good part” as it’s referred to in elite photography circles). Witness how Brad transformed the above picture from “shitty photograph” to “highbrow art” simply by adhering to these four basic rules:

1.) Only use black and white film

2.) Three words: overexpose, overexpose, overexpose!!

3.) Intentionally blur the subject by using a shutter speed of 1/60 or longer (or get your Grandma with Parkinson’s to hold the camera), and lastly

4.) Make sure there’s a naked or almost-naked chick in the photograph

And there you have it! Stay tuned for next week’s Shortcut to Success lesson, where we’ll be tackling the finer points of turning “mindless celebrity gossip” into “thought-provoking social satire!”