Silver-haired rake George Clooney has once again found his way back to ex-girlfriend Krista Allen of “Baywatch” and “Emmanuelle” fame. My guess is that his penis led the way. For those of you counting, this would be their third attempt in less than six years. According to Rush and Molloy

Their on-and-off long-running romance began in 2002. George and Krista dated for close to two years till Allen broke it off in March 2004. Then he and Krista tried again in 2006. After that, he dated Sarah Larson for most of a year.

Throughout, says a friend, “Krista just can’t get over him.” And something about Krista brings him back.

And I have a hunch that “something” isn’t her secret recipe for Beef Wellington or her infectious joie de vivre. Unless “Beef Wellington” is slang for “vagina” and “joie de vivre” is a fancy way of saying “boobies boobies boobs boobs boobs,” in which case I’d say it’s definitely her Beef Wellington and her joie de vivre.