George Clooney Back with Krista Allen
Tags: dating, George Clooney, krista allen
Silver-haired rake George Clooney has once again found his way back to ex-girlfriend Krista Allen of “Baywatch” and “Emmanuelle” fame. My guess is that his penis led the way. For those of you counting, this would be their third attempt in less than six years. According to Rush and Molloy
Their on-and-off long-running romance began in 2002. George and Krista dated for close to two years till Allen broke it off in March 2004. Then he and Krista tried again in 2006. After that, he dated Sarah Larson for most of a year.
Throughout, says a friend, “Krista just can’t get over him.” And something about Krista brings him back.
And I have a hunch that “something” isn’t her secret recipe for Beef Wellington or her infectious joie de vivre. Unless “Beef Wellington” is slang for “vagina” and “joie de vivre” is a fancy way of saying “boobies boobies boobs boobs boobs,” in which case I’d say it’s definitely her Beef Wellington and her joie de vivre.


6 Comments, Comment or Ping
erica
How sad, and he could have had me!!
Oct 22nd, 2008
Jonny Ringo
He must be addicted to silicone.
Oct 23rd, 2008
White Boy
Bang em all georgie.
Oct 23rd, 2008
ily
A man with such talent and who has evolved in a profession that is very hard to succeed in should have more sense to date someone who
is ambious, highly educated, established with good statue. Someone who will be his backbone, because as the saying goes, “behind every great man, is a great woman”.
Oct 23rd, 2008
juno
shes a dog whore
Nov 6th, 2008
sam
idiot, she is damn hot
May 26th, 2009
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