Look out Britney and Jamie Lynn — there’s a new white trash queen in Louisiana! And she even had the crown to prove it. Until yesterday, that is. Miss Teen Louisiana 2008 Lindsey Evans has been stripped of her title after being arrested for theft and possession of marijuana. That Donald Trump sure knows how to pick ‘em. TMZ says

Evans was arrested this weekend after she and a group of friends allegedly tried to dine-and-dash over a $46.07 bill. Problem — the pageant queen left her purse at the scene of the crime. She went back to retrieve it, and was busted when cops found pot in the purse.

A key element of the dine ‘n dash is not leaving your identification at the scene. See, this is why your average pot-smoker is never a mastermind jewel thief or bank robber. It’s hard enough to remember where you put your keys after a few bong hits. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve been driving high down a street within a five-mile radius from the house where I’ve lived for ten years and suddenly panicked because nothing looks familiar and I’m not sure if I’m going the right direction and oh, God, did I miss my exit five miles back? Seriously, this is a weekly occurrence for me. You get a couple of stoners to try to orchestrate a dine ‘n dash and you’ll end up with two stacks of cash on the table that both amount to the total bill plus tip, one guy’s smelly old coat, four lighters, a half a pack of Camel Lights and a fully loaded pipe inside somebody’s purse. Really, they’re the best customers a waiter could have.

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