Quickies: Scratch and Sniff
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Who has better abs: Jared Padalecki or Ryan Reynolds? Base your decision purely on muscle definition, pectoral size, and glisteningness. (Pajiba)
Heather Graham’s tits take a hard turn due south and head straight down the highway to hell. (Hollywood Tuna)
Gary Busey talks the finer points of snorting blow off of your pet. It’s all about technique! (MollyGood)
Oh, to be Kate Beckinsale’s finger… how many times have you found yourself uttering that before? (UseMyComputer)
Alicia Silverstone’s nipples are the size of silver dollars. (Bastardly)
Madonna single-handedly out-evils Satan! (CelebNewsWire)
New personal photos of Miley Cyrus‘ 20 year-old boyfriend make him look awfully gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (Websters)
Reason #9,437 to kill off Spencer and Heidi — this picture. (A Socialite’s Life)
Beyonce’s bulging beaver — sorry, that’s Sasha Fierce’s bulging beaver to us now — tries to escape it’s panty prison. (IDLYITW)
Now you can play Celebrity Ass Detective! I mean, now you can play without worrying about the lawyers. (CityRag)
Yet another reason not to eat broccoli. Besides the taste. (Best Week Ever)
Mary-Kate Olsen pledges herself to a life of spinsterhood. (Celebitchy)
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