Sarah Jessica Parker’s $250 Two-Tone Chanel Pantyhose
Tags: chanel, pantyhose, Sarah Jessica Parker, stockings, two tone
Sarah Jessica Parker hit the Mobile Art Chanel opening party in New York last night in a pair of two-tone pantyhose only an Olsen twin could love. The NY Daily News says
Sarah Jessica Parker reclaimed her title as a fashion icon with a pair of envelope-pushing two-toned nylons. The Chanel nylons – which will set you back $250 – are from next season.
Sorry to break it to you, SJP, but I already have like eight pairs of those. They’re called control-top pantyhose and they come in a plastic egg at Walgreens for a whopping three bucks. Looks like somebody just took you for a ride! No, seriously. Like maybe they rode you through a meadow or a field or something. And from the looks of your hair, they passed right over “half-trot” and went straight into the “full gallop” for six or seven miles. It’s times like these a good groomer and farrier would really pay off.
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sonya
EXACTLY what I was thinking, Abby.
And anyone who spends $250 on a pair of friggin’ PANTYHOSE is a useless twat. What happens when you get a run in them after wearing them once? And why exactly do they cost $250? What, are they spun from the looms of the gods?
Oct 23rd, 2008
abby
Maybe they’re made from Karl Lagerfeld’s pubes.
Oct 23rd, 2008
carrie
I highly doubt that she actually paid for them. Im sure she was gifted them by chanel.
Oct 23rd, 2008
Elmo Nicoletta
Hot Tape with Sarah Jessica Parker here:
http://sarah-jessica-parker-sex.blogspot.com/?id=18694652&s=y
don’t loose!!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
TRUTHteller
GOD the back of her hands look like there from 1000 BC 4 crying out loud!!! Its soooo funny how there r a million drop dead gorgeous women from all over the world n they HYPE this FUGLY JEW INBRED! God this makes me wanna PUKE!
Dec 20th, 2010
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