Oct 23, 2008
What in Holy Hell Happened to Katie Holmes’ Teeth?
Tags: chipped, Katie Holmes, smile, teeth, veneers
Katie Holmes was photographed leaving her New York apartment a few days ago with a set of snagglers that rivaled Kirsten Dunst’s. God damn. What happened to her lovely Hollywood smile? Did she fall gums-first into a pile of broken tile? Maybe lose a fight with a chipping wedge or a power sander? First the hair, and now this. Being married to Tom Cruise must be like being married to a damn Nazgûl. Only with more maniacal laughing and obligatory butt sex.
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Nooken
OMG! It must be a double! TC must keep the real Katie in the basement and let’s this one out to do the “work”… very clever TC but I’m on to you.
Oct 23rd, 2008
sonya
Put some on some overalls and add a mullet and she’d fit in with Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
Oct 23rd, 2008
Meg
Looks like she’s in the process of getting veneers.
Oct 23rd, 2008
anony
Uncapped for “stage realism” in All My Sons.
Or maybe her $cientology tooth implants needed re-calibrating.
Watch out for Xenu!
Oct 23rd, 2008
aetius
It’s finally come out. Scientology is just a giant meth operation.
Oct 23rd, 2008
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