Quickies: Black and Blue and Red All Over

Oct 24, 2008

I guess the guy who beat and mutilated Ashley Todd was dyslexic. (MollyGood)

Glib-off: Tom Cruise to roast Matt Lauer! (Websters)

Eva Herzigova upskirt! (Ninja Dude)

Britney Spears fails to master the subtleties of the “cell phone nose pick.” (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Suri Cruise gets a haircut! Now the whole family can look like Tom. (Bastardly)

Jennifer Lopez finally looks decent again, but ruins it with that “I just farted” face she thinks is sexy. (Ayyyy!)

Why does Cindy MccCain look like an evil skeleton zombie? (Jossip)

Zooey Deschanel topless in “The Good Life!” (Egotastic)

Michael Phelps caught partyin’ in Vegas. (Gabby Babble)

DJ AM back together with Mandy Moore! Sometimes third-degree burns do pay off. (CelebSlam)

Joy Behar tells Elisabeth Hasselback to shut the fuck up! (CelebSmack)