Yes, I’m sure Nick Hogan got accountability pounded right into him in jail. (Mollygood)

Installing a “love pit” in the toy room sure can get expensive–hence the need for Michael Jackson to tour. (Celebslam)

Kim Kardashian celebrates her birthday at LAX Nightclub, while Reggie Bush gets permission from his coaching staff to engage in some happy birthday sex!
(Bastardly)

Jennifer Hudson’s family killer is arrested! (Ninjadude)

Lisa Rinna and Lara Flynn Boyle compete in the Annual Trout Look-Alike Contest. It’s gonna be a close one! (Ayyyy!)

Lizzy Caplan boobies on True Blood! Really, why don’t they just rename the show to Excuse to Show Tits? (Egotastic!)

Sex between Madonna and Guy Ritchie was scheduled weeks in advance. I don’t think THAT type of dominatrix turns guys on. (Webster’s)

Could this be the coming of the AntiChrist? Paris Hilton is rumored to be pregnant! (Hollywood Headache)

Zuma Nesta Rock eats from a diamond-encrusted spoon. I hear his diapers are made of hand-spun silk and his butt gets powdered with gold dust. (CelebNewsWire)