Cindy Crawford as Amy Winehouse
Tags: Amy Winehouse, cindy crawford, costume, halloween
Supermodel Cindy Crawford showed up to Kate Hudson’s Halloween party this past weekend dressed as singer Amy Winehouse, complete with sailor tattoos and trademark beehive and eyeliner. It’s a kick-ass costume, but she left out a few key Amy Winehouse elements that would have really authenticated the look. Namely, an icepick to the face and a good half-hour gargle and rinse with yellow food coloring. To get that authentic Winehouse smell, just mix two parts overflowing ashtray and one part gin with two tablespoons of urine and blend until creamy, then divide contents between groin and armpits. Voilà! Amy Winehouse. Of course, if you don’t have that kind of time, you could just kill a hobo a few days prior to the party and stuff him under your beehive. All the smell without any of the work! Talk about your time-saver!
The real Amy being taken to The London Clinic on Saturday:
The real Cindy in French Vogue:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
awesome!
Oct 28th, 2008
abby
Yeah, I know! I’m totally going to be Amy Winehouse for Halloween. That’s the best costume ever.
Oct 28th, 2008
Malibu
Yuck! Cindy Crawford has been a washed up aging model for over a decade now. Such poor taste but I guess for the likes of Cindy “I married Richard Gere’ Crawford, well she just is not pretty anymore,… If she could only have a rat gnaw that HUGE mole off of her face, hmmm.
Nov 4th, 2008
lola lowlaw
Dressing up as Amy a still talented artist is ok but the white stuff on the nose is a real low and dirty Cindy your so pathetic & desperate for attention.
Nov 4th, 2008
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