I literally have no idea who the hell Ashley Van Dyke is, but she has a slutty MySpace, and I guess she drives a car or something.  Oh, and she does it while drunk, apparently.  According to TMZ:

Some chick named Ashley Van Dyke was busted on suspicion of DUI in Hollywood. Her fame status is considered “barely” at best — but she tried to use it to get out of trouble anyway.

Cops nailed the former one-time SPEED TV host in West Hollywood late Monday night when she refused to cooperate with a deputy who was directing traffic. But after she was pulled over, sources say she felt the need to tell cops, “…but I’m a race car driver!”

Didn’t matter — ’cause we’re told she failed the field sobriety test miserably and blew well over the legal BAC limit.

From now on, whenever anybody gets all up in my business asking inappropriate stuff like, “Could you please put a shirt on?” or, “Are you gonna pay for that?” I plan on responding with, “…but I’m a race car driver!”  That’ll teach people to question my motives.

More slutty pictures from Ashley Van Dyke’s MySpace: