Ashley Van Dyke Arrested for DUI
Tags: Ashley Van Dyke, dui
I literally have no idea who the hell Ashley Van Dyke is, but she has a slutty MySpace, and I guess she drives a car or something. Oh, and she does it while drunk, apparently. According to TMZ:
Some chick named Ashley Van Dyke was busted on suspicion of DUI in Hollywood. Her fame status is considered “barely” at best — but she tried to use it to get out of trouble anyway.
Cops nailed the former one-time SPEED TV host in West Hollywood late Monday night when she refused to cooperate with a deputy who was directing traffic. But after she was pulled over, sources say she felt the need to tell cops, “…but I’m a race car driver!”
Didn’t matter — ’cause we’re told she failed the field sobriety test miserably and blew well over the legal BAC limit.
From now on, whenever anybody gets all up in my business asking inappropriate stuff like, “Could you please put a shirt on?” or, “Are you gonna pay for that?” I plan on responding with, “…but I’m a race car driver!” That’ll teach people to question my motives.
More slutty pictures from Ashley Van Dyke’s MySpace:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
FLD
she was a host for Fastlanedaily.com
Jul 12th, 2009
Marie
Those really don’t look like slutty pictures to me~~Is someone jealous much?
Feb 9th, 2010
JOhny
classy would;ve been a better word than slutty
May 4th, 2010
ivan
she is a money hungry whore. trailer trash from a hick town in washington. she sucks dick for a living ( post ads on craigslist) she CANT drive for shit.. she crashed my mercedes once.. guys!! be aware..
P.S. she can deepthroat real good..
Jul 20th, 2010
Claire
hahahah ashley are you acting as someone else and posting comments to defend yourself??? ahaha damage control huh? you fucking SLUT.. karma is a bitch!! dont forget to pay the 20$ you owe my sister you dumb bitch!!
Jul 20th, 2010
porno
she is a money hungry whore. trailer trash from a hick town in washington. she sucks dick for a living ( post ads on craigslist) she CANT drive for shit.. she crashed my mercedes once..
Sep 11th, 2010
Mia
I have heard of this whore.. she does not drive cars.. she sleeps her way to the top. My sister did gigs with her and she is a mouthy bitch. stuck up and, I thought you told people you keep it classy Ashley? Craigs List whore!!!!!!
Feb 19th, 2011
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