Anne Hathaway poses for Vogue in her knickers. (Egotastic!)

Evidence would indicate that it’s impossible for Katy Perry not to dress like a dumbass. (AB)

Jessica Simpson is a hot box office star… in Russia. (WIMB)

Suri Cruise is one step closer to her future as a total recluse. (ASL)

Penelope Cruz’s sister has boobs, and some Swiss dude is staring at them. (Celebslam)

The Olsen Twins fancy themselves wee divas. (Cele|bitchy)

Hilary Duff sluts it up (a little) in her new video. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Love Hewitt might be pregnant.  Or maybe she just drank a really big glass of water and indulged in an elaborate hallucination about eating a sandwich. (The Blemish)

Lake Bell is wearing a hideous jumpsuit with some sort of scarf-cape. (Fatback)

It’s cold as hell outside, but Nicolette Sheridan won’t let a little ass chap keep her from parading around in a bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)

Pete Wentz likes to gaze upon the manly flesh of David Beckham.  But totally not in a gay way, or anything. (GB)