Katie Price (AKA Jordan) launched some kind of styling product line at Superdrug today.  Apparently it involves curling irons and straighteners and whatnot.  I don’t know; nobody cares anyway.  What’s important here is that Katie is, as always, dressed like a total crazypants.  Behold the insanity!  I guess just one slutty pink outfit simply wasn’t gonna cut it for this merchandising extravaganza, and thus we have: KatieJordanPriceBarbieTwoFace.

You know, I really don’t understand what goes on in my brain when Katie Price happens.  She’s totally white trash, completely fake, kind of an idiot, embroiled in an elaborate hoax of a marriage with a cartoonish gay man, wears more makeup than Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez combined, and is, as far as I can surmise, utterly devoid of practical purpose.  Also, have you ever heard her talk?  Holy Hannah Montana, she’s annoying.  And yet… oh, how I love her spectacle of plastic lunacy.  I have absolutely no idea why.  It’s just one of life’s infinite mysteries.