Newsflash: Doing tons of cocaine for 15 years straight and smoking about eight packs of cigarettes a day will make you look like hell.  Kate Moss is only 34 years old, but she’s starting to look like Helen Mirren’s great aunt.  If Helen Mirren had a great aunt who had given birth to nine babies and worked 57 hours a day in a factory for 40 years and then retired to the outskirts of Chernobyl and slept in a vat of Crisco.

From the Daily Mail:

Kate Moss turned heads for all the wrong reasons as she arrived at Heathrow airport yesterday without a scrap of make-up on.

The notoriously hard partying model looked washed-out, wrinkled and every inch her 34 years.

But as the star stepped off her long haul flight at LAX airport today, it was startlingly clear the 11-hour flight had left her skin in an even worse state.

Her complexion was blighted by spots and a cold sore appeared to have surfaced on her upper lip.

But Kate didn’t seemed too concerned, laughing and joking with her on-off boyfriend Jamie Hince, 39, as they made their way out of the airport.

I guess maybe I have high expectations of supermodels, but I would think at this point Kate Moss should either invest heavily in trowels and spackle or start bathing in the blood of virgins, cuz seriously… yikes.