Ashley Olsen might be planning a secret million dollar wedding.  With a taco bar. (Cele|bitchy)

Lance Bass wins the Lamest Costume Award. (WIMB)

Jessica Alba is rocking a skintight dress and some lank fringe. (LaineyGossip)

Madonna and A-Rod are having sex at Seinfeld’s house, apparently. (TheSuperficial)

Samantha Ronson looks delicately feminine, as usual. (Evil Beet)

John McCain will be on SNL this weekend. (Starpulse)

Kate Bosworth is dressed like a refugee in “Designing Women” castoffs. (IDWYL)

Christina Ricci’s hair is red now. (WWTDD)

Fox is canceling “King of the Hill”. (S?OMG!WTF?)

Miley Cyrus’s parents are finally beginning to suspect that their white trashiness + Miley’s whoreyness = bad news bears. (Celebslam)

Pink called Jennifer Aniston stupid.  Kinda sorta. (GB)

Suri Cruise looks pissed as hell. (Dlisted)

Ashley Olsen visiting “The Late Show” yesterday:

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