Say Hello to Sasha Fierce
Tags: beyonce, Sasha Fierce
Beyoncé Knowles has that new album coming out called I am… Sasha Fierce, and apparently it somehow involves human origami, because these are the first of the promo pics and Beyoncé is looking a tad Cirque du Soleil up there. Kinda like the bastard love child of Grace Jones and Gumby. It also reminds me a little of the possessed bendy girl from The Exorcism of Emily Rose. I’m guessing that’s not quite the vibe she was going for here, though.
I get the feeling this is supposed to be blowing my mind or something, but… meh. I tried super hard for at least six or seven seconds to get worked up about the astronomical stupidity of this whole Sasha Fierce business, but Beyoncé tends to make me feel nothing but ambivalence, so I am left with only a vague suspicion that Victoria Beckham just might get all irate-midget-alien-robot up in Beyoncé’s face for trying to horn in on her crazy shoe territory. Nobody rocks a weird shoe harder than Posh. Everybody knows that. Well, everyone except Sasha Fierce, it would seem.
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sonya
Whenever I see shoes like that they remind me of how they used to bind Chinese baby girls’ feet until they were all disgusting and deformed, so instead of saying “sexy” to me, they say “Quasimodo in the back belfrey”.
Oct 31st, 2008
P.S.
The shoes remind me of a toned down creation of Leigh Bowry.
Oct 31st, 2008
hmmm
How lame and pathetic, Beyonce is a joke.
Oct 31st, 2008
pps
you might also notice that she is laying down in this pic. we all know she wouldnt be able to stand let alone pose or walk in them..
Nov 1st, 2008
Laura
Also, that pose is a complete and total ripoff of an Olivia painting of Masuimi Max, down to the fetish shoes. See here:
http://www.eolivia.com/store/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=261
Jan 24th, 2009
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