Quickies: Crop Dusters

Nov 3, 2008

Congratulations everyone else making dick and fart joke romantic comedies: you just got fucking served. (Pajiba)

Sienna Miller ~~sucks~~ stars in a new music video. (Holy Moly)

If John McCain were black and Barack Obama were white… (MollyGood)

Billy Cyrus knows how to put the fear of God in a girl. Starting with the mullet. (Websters)

Jessica Simpson’s hair bitch takes it in the face, and nary a penis in sight! (Celebitchy)

Paris Hilton suddenly has cleavage. (The Bastardly)

Meet Goth Hayden Panettiere. (Use My Computer)

Why is Harrison Ford wearing pantyhose? I blame George Lucas! (CelebSlam)

The skies are super-friendly in Birmingham, Alabama. Like double-headed with realistic veins kinda friendly. (Best Week Ever)

Amy Winehouse gains ten pounds in one weekend, thanks to the magic of “eating!” (CelebNewsWire)

Twenty Sexiest Horror Films of All Time! (Mr. Skin)