Lindsay Lohan has been fired for the 4,398th time, this time dumped as the host of the 2008 World Music Awards. The Post-Chronicle says

The ‘Mean Girls’ star has been replaced by actress Denise Richards after organizers lost confidence in Lindsay’s ability to present the Monaco event next week.

At the 2006 awards, Lindsay, 22, messed up several of her lines and accidentally called Beyonce to the stage while she was still getting ready for her performance.

Too bad getting plowed by a bunch of coked-up losers and driving around piss-drunk and high isn’t a marketable source of income. Lindsay would be the new Steve Jobs. Hell, I’d be the next Warren Buffet. And not just because of my belief in value investing or my insight into the downfall of the “sharecropper society,” either. Because I’m a drunk armed with low-self esteem and birth control pills.

Lindsay in Hollywood yesterday: